food – In All Uncertain Terms

January 29, 2026

Facebook Logic: Raw Milk

I am all but convinced that no fruitful conversations between two disagreeing parties occur in the town square of the internet. Because of this, I do my best to never ever engage in political discussions online. For a variety of reasons, including the misinterpretation of tone, lack of body language, and the convenient lack of…

Cold Turkey

With the recent passing of Thanksgiving, I was reminded of a peculiar phrase which has often perplexed me, but I’ve never taken the time to ask about it or research it. My favorite part of the Thanksgiving meal is the assortment of sides. I love green bean casserole, mashed potatoes, hash brown casserole, macaroni and…

Flexipes: Ramen

Ingredients per serving: 1 package of ramen, noodles only A cup-and-a-half-ish of chicken broth 3 glug-glug-glugs of soy sauce 1 clove of garlic, sliced or minced 1 green onion, sliced, whites and greens separated 2 good shakes of dried parsley 1 egg 1 sploosh of sesame oil 1/3 forkful of chili crisp Directions Bring the…